Quotes

I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.

-Heinlein

The only people you need in your life are the ones that proved they needed you in theirs.

- Anonymous

Tell me my dreams are unrealistic, and I'll tell you yours aren't big enough.

- Anonymous

The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.

-E.J.Phelps

CAUTION: Using your brain is NOT endorsed by governments, religious, educational institutions, secret societies and corporations involved with serious power and financial profit obtained from a brainwashed and enslaved population. Mild discomfort may occur as confusing independent thought challenges your current view of the world. Use your brain, think for yourself and question authority. Reality is an opinion, you determine the reality in which you inhabit.

-Unknown

Silence is the true friend that never betrays.

- Confucius

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

-Blaise Pascal

Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience.

-Anonymous

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.

- Jean de la Bruyèr

Better alone, than in bad company.

-Unknown

Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

-Oscar Wilde

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

-Elaine Boosler

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

-Anonymous

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you.

-David Burns

The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.

-Marcus Aurelius

Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.

-Paul Rodriguez

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Anonymous

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Douglas Adams

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

-Douglas Adams

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

-W.C. Fields

Spring is nature’s way of saying, Let’s party!

-Robin Williams

The power of imagination makes us infinite.

-John Muir

Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

-Henry Ford

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

-Albert Einstein

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person’s determination.

-Tommy Lasorda

A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

-Walter Gagehot

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

-Chuck Smith

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

- Russell Beland

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

- Chuck Smith

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

- Russell Beland

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

- Anonymous

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

-Jack Bross

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

- Russell Beland

The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

- Malcolm Fleschner

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

- John Kammer

Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.

- Chuck Smith

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

-Brian Broadus

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

-Jonathan Paul

It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

-Brian Broadus




This is how i think!!

-Me