Tips for the Toads

Today i thought that i would do some of you guys a favor. I'm going to give you a glimpse into the female mind. AND some helpful things you can do to ensure that you are given the best chance when it comes to finding that girl. You are welcome.





OBJECTIVE: Get girls.
GOAL: Pull down the creep level and pull up the stud level.

Here are some DON'TS:

• DON'T be a creep.
• DON'T get abnormally close to a girls face, give her some space. We don't care if you have eye problems--just make a special effort. It comes across as SUPER creepy, trust me on this one. AND the worst thing you could do while being inches from her face is make unwavering eye-contact. I call this the "Rapist Stare" --avoid this at all costs.
• DON'T go over the top on the flirtatious touching. An occasional hand on arm is fine, but SERIOUSLY if you aren't bf and gf...give her some space or she will think you are a creep and that she should pull out the pepper spray.
• DON'T tease her about anything image related. Period.
• DON'T lay down rules and guidelines of conduct for her. You aren't her daddy, so don't put yourself there. 
• DON'T give her advice on makeup and style. You aren't and never will be an expert on fashion and femininity. (male fashion is an exception)
• DON'T push her back in the car if she forgets to let you open the door for her. Its not cute. Its not gentlemanly like. Its rude AND annoying.
• DON'T breathe like a dying beast. What a turn off. I mean seriously open your mouth to breathe if its really that hard...
• DON'T force her to eat. Girls sometimes tend to have a lower appetite around guys. Its normal. (I am still trying to figure out if this has something to do with our natural animal instincts to leave enough food for the male--this theory is not proven)
• DON'T be stingy and purposely choose the cheapest restaurant in town and be proud that you did. It makes us feel like dirt. You go on a date to focus on eachother and have a good time--NOT to focus on finances and staying on budget. (This doesn't mean you have to go over budget and spend a million dollars) Show her how important she is.
• DON'T talk about other dates--focus on us.
• DON'T invite a girl to something if you have no intentions of giving her at least 60% of the attention.
• DON'T fart or burp in front of her...NASTY. Be polite.
• DON'T purposely embarrass her until you are well acquainted.
• DON'T lie to her. EVER. Its much easier to be honest...really.
• DON'T correct her like she is a child. Once again, you aren't her daddy so don't put yourself there.
• DON'T think you are the best thing that every happened to the world.
• DON'T overly compliment her. It comes across as fake and its pretty dang annoying.
• DON'T chomp your gum. You will most likely die in 3 seconds.
• DON'T EVER set us up with your friends if it doesn't work out. Its a slap in the face.
• DON'T introduce us to your friends until we have gotten to know each other sufficiently.

I might have to do a part 2 later on... BUT the DON'TS look pretty stable right now.

Here are some DO'S:

• DO be a stud.
• DO ask lots of questions.
• DO make her laugh--this is probably the #1 best thing you can do.
• DO have direction for your life. Girls are attracted to guys who know what they want and where they are going.
• DO make us feel comfortable. We can open up and have alot more fun when this happens.
• DO be spontaneous and romantic. We love surprises and adventure. (well most of us)
• DO let your guard down and act silly. Be yourself.
• DO hold us when we are scared.
• DO be respectful. physically, mentally, spiritually, and emotionally.
• DO talk in mysterious accents.
• DO dress up--its attractive, we may drool mentally and actually.
• DO brush your teeth. The grime is never attractive.
• DO follow up after dates. We love this.
• DO call us more than text us.
• DO make us a priority. over video games, sometimes buds, television, homework.....pretty much everything. This pays off for you in the end.
• DO kiss us like you mean it.
• DO smile and blush frequently. so cute!
• DO be more masculine than feminine. thank you.
• DO have an open mind.
• DO compromise during arguments.
• DO attempt to cook for us.
• DO spoil us.
• DO be brave. We don't want a wimp.
• DO compliment us every once in a while.
• DO buy us flowers---we love them!
• DO make your moves at the appropriate times.
• DO open up. Don't be shy! We love to hear the stuff under the surface layer.

Well there are definitely more DO'S as well so keep your eyes open for segment 2!


 If you don't feel comfortable giving this girl a piggy-back ride by the end of the night--Date = FAIL.

Dress for the type of girl that you want. If you want a girl thats decked out in the trends and wearing those stilettos....YOU gotta put on those italian crocodile shoes. You have to be decked out in the trends too. (NOTE: this just gives you a better chance....there are always exceptions though)

WELL! Thats it for tonight you toads! (GET IT??:) Toads can't get princesses only frogs can cuz they turn in to princes!!!.....well i thought it was funny!)

-Me